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June, 2015

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Screecher dances with stars in Atlantic City

This week, Carmine takes another trip down south, and has the time of his life. Or does he? Comment.
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Carmine: Give the vets what’s coming to them!

This week, the Screecher demands — no, DEMANDS — veterans get treated with the respect they deserve. Comments (1).
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Hells bells! Carmine loses his phone service!

Oh, man, is Carmine angry this week! Comments (1).
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Holy screech! Carmine’s weight gain caused by train!

This week, the Screecher lays it on the line — the D Line — which science has now proved cause his weight gain! Comment.

May, 2015

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Carmine has a blast at the combo Confirmation-Communion party!

This week, the Screecher fills you on his latest and greatest party! Comment.
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Curses! Camine’s carrier pigeon is out of a job!

This week in Carmine, the Big Screecher’s typewriter breaks — along with a bunch of other travesties! read it and weep! Comments (1).
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Face it! Carmine is ‘Mr. Nice Guy!’

This week, the Screecher lets you know just how nice he really is! Comment.
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Seventy years ago, Carmine couldn’t believe his mother wouldn’t get him a pony!

This week, we bring you Carmine’s first-ever column — written a few months before his 10th birthday! Comment.
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Carmine takes a trip down memory lane

Carmine’s angry, or is he? Comment.

April, 2015

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Step off! Carmine can’t get into the post office because of a six-inch rise!

This week, the Screecher tries to get his passport — and finds he can’t magicially levitate to get inside! Comment.
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Tornado bucks, and the Screecher falls — again!

When is Carmine going to learn that he has to wear his seatbelt? Comment.
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Carmine’ Easter Sunday trip to Walmarts

All we really have to say here is the Screecher has done it again! Comments (2).
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Carmine gets right to the point

This week, Carmine’s short column is long-winded! Comment.

March, 2015

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Carminvalanche! The Screecher gets buried

How many times has this happened to you: You buy so much stuff on the line, have no place to put it, and then end up buried in it? Comment.

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Holy Screech! Carmine’s without power!

This week, the Screecher finds out what it’s like to live without any water to flush his dreams away! Comment.
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Snow melts Carmine’s Carmine Awards gala

When you plan an event in March, you don’t expect it to get snowed out! Comment.
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Carmine takes a tumble in front of pol’s office, finds sanctuary inside

A terrifying sidewalk scooter accident becomes a love-fest for Councilman Mark Treyger’s staff in this week’s riveting edition. Comment.

February, 2015

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Carmine’s file system is really a pile system!

This week, the Screecher can’t find something he really needs, and a bunch of other stuff! Comment.
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Global warming another promise pols didn’t keep

This week, Carmine says he’s sick and tired of the cold, and he’s running out of Aqau-Net! Comment.
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Why can’t Carmine get the information he needs?

Face it, for the life of him, Carmine can’t figure out how to work the Google or the Siri! Comment.
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Snow-bound! Carmine’s car gets stuck!

It happened again! Carmine found the biggest pile of snow in Brooklyn, and got stuck in it! Comment.

January, 2015

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Carmine’s has had it with the weatherman!

Look, these guys get paid too much to do too little! Comments (1).
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Carmine again helps seniors, and salutes a friend

This week, the Screecher does again! Comment.
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Carmine’s fond memories of Kate

This week, the Screecher remembers some of the biggest stars he’s ever bumped into! Comment.
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Carmine’s year begins and ends with food!

This week, the Screecher recaps his best meals of Christmas past. Comment.
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Carmine screeches in the New Year!

He’s done it agian! His latest screech! Comment.

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