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A drunken defecator entered a Livingston Street apartment building on Feb. 12 and left residents a deposit that they’ll never forget.

The dazed dumper entered the building, which is near Court Street, at around midnight, apparently mistaking the stately tower for the Brooklyn Marriott, where his company was having a convention. Cops say that he had been drinking at a nearby bar on Court Street.

Once inside the building, the 24-year-old stripped down to his birthday suit and, as in many such cases, that’s when the trouble began.

First, cops say, he entered the laundry room and left a load — though not, unfortunately, of clothes.

Then, still stinking (drunk, that is), he wandered the halls nude, spreading his fecal material on the walls.

Eventually, he found an unlocked door to an apartment and entered — letting loose another explosion in front of the shocked, and appalled, resident.

He disappeared out the building’s door.

But the next night, he returned — this time, dragged there by the bartender who had served him the night before. And this time, the party pooper was profusely apologetic and embarrassed, a source in the building told The Brooklyn Paper.

The young man was not arrested.

Where: 75 Livingston St. at Court Street
Updated Mar. 9, 2010
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