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Trump-bashing celebs? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

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Good riddance to bad rubbish.

How marvelous that bosom-beating celebrities with the IQ of lint are threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump becomes president, because America doesn’t need rotters who dump on the system that made their sows’ ears into silk purses.

One-watt one-percenters are tossing gauntlets like anguished knights in tarnished armor over The Donald’s undeniable successes, but they’re sniveling cowards when it comes to whacking Islamo-terror, black supremacy, bad citizenship, and other genuine dangers requiring more spine and less spout.

The ultimatum-issuing featherweights, without whom America would be much more wonderful, include:

• Al Sharpton, an erstwhile pastor, tax cheat, Jew-basher, champion of turmoil and pandemonium, evangelist of white America’s alleged racism, and unrepentant sinner who calls whites “crackers” and says about cops, “I believe in offing the pigs.” Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Al.

• “Girls” boob Lena Dunham, an admitted “unreliable narrator” who play-acts politics when she’s not baring her frowsiness on television, and who Dun-herself in with her tall tale about being raped in college by a “mustachioed campus Republican” called “Barry.” Breitbart News’ month-long investigation found the only truth in Lyin’ Lena’s ballooned story was her description of the campus, exposing her exploitation of rape victims to fatten her bottom line. Later, Lena.

• “Pulp Fiction” star Samuel L. Jackson warned “if that m----------- becomes president, I will move my black a-- to South Africa,” but a Trump administration might actually be kinder to his keister than the former apartheid nation of xenophobic attitudes, where black-on-black violence is rampant, and lefties keep silent about the Marxist government’s genocidal race hatred. Godspeed, Sammy.

Trump-thumping celebs should look to traitor Edward Snowden’s whirlwind romance with anti-U.S. bravado before booking their one-way tickets outta here.

The whistle-blower fled to iron-fisted Russia after divulging damaging information about federal snooping in 2013, but is now begging to return home and do jail time, proving the grass is greener in the world’s top nation where even a bad-haired billionaire deserves his fair shot at the presidency without a tyrant fringe calling for his head.

Follow me on Twitter at BritShavana.

Read Shavana Abruzzo's column every Friday on BrooklynDaily.com. E-mail here at sabruzzo@cnglocal.com.
Posted 12:00 am, May 6, 2016
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