Stan issues a Warren-ing to the senator from Massachusetts

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Looks like there won’t be a debate between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. That’s too bad. It would have been more than just entertaining. For the first 20 minutes, they would have tossed harmless, insulting, trash talk at each other. Then, with the signal from the producers, they would have moved into actual campaign mode with each doing their thing against Hillary.

Can you picture a million people watching a great debate about a candidate who’s not even there? Everybody just knows that the most interesting topic of the evening would have been the Clinton e-mail scandal. No matter what her fans say, the e-mail scandal matters!

It would have been an unfair-but-entertaining two against one, both Donald and the Colonel shouting their worst against a common opponent as I sat there with a scorecard in my hand, counting how many times each used the L word (liar) in his attacks on Crooked Hillary. Oh well. Perhaps, for the sake of a good charity, they might change their minds.

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I set the alarm for 2:45 am. I wanted to hear what my president had to say in Hiroshima. I, along with so many others, expected an apology. He spoke about the way the war ended but that, in my opinion, was not really an apology. I think it was a pretty good speech but two more words would have made it better. Those two words? “Pearl Harbor”! Since he talked quite a bit about the way it ended, those two words would have reminded the world about the way it started.

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In her attempt to discredit Donald Trump, Sen. Elizabeth Warren asked, “What kind of man waits for a housing bubble so that he can buy up what he can at a lower price?” She then answered her own question with some tasteless, ridiculous insults aimed at the right-wing nominee.

No, Miss Warren! The real response to your question is: a good businessman. We all would love to buy real estate, stocks, bonds, and precious metals at a low cost and turn them over for a profit. Everyone of us remembers when gold was less than $600–$600 — right now it is more than $1,200. We all would love to be able to buy low and sell high.

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Responding to Ms. Warren’s lack of intelligence on the matter, Trump referred to her as “Pocahontas,” a throwback to her lies few years ago when she convincingly told the world that she was a descendant of Native Americans.

Stop! We just learned that Warren herself did the same thing several years ago but on a smaller scale. If she was as rich as Trump she would have done it exactly the same as Trump. “Pocahontas” from the Bay State is a hypocrite, or a liar, or both.

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Did you know that Clinton has a Jewish Son-In-Law? So does Trump. I am saying that no matter who gets elected, they will have to put a mezuzah on the door of the White House.

Read Stan Gershbein's column every Monday on
Updated 10:18 am, June 13, 2016
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Warren Roth from Brooklyn says:
Elizabeth Warren called Trump a "loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud." Huh? HE'S a fraud. No! No! No! Miss Warren. YOU are the lying, hypocritical fraud. You received all the possible benefits of lying on all of your forms by checking off the box that says that you are a minority. No madam. You are NOT a minority. You are a liar...a lying hypocritical fraud.
June 13, 2016, 1:18 pm
Tom from N/A says:
You are the liar.
She never checked any such box!
In her youth, relatives told her they were descended from Native Americans.
I'm sure you would have thoroughly vetted your relatives comments in your youth before making such a claim.
June 13, 2016, 2:39 pm
Ian Epstein from Flatbush says:
WRONG, as per the Washington Post

“[Elizabeth Warren] checked the box. She had an opportunity, actually, to make a decision throughout her career. When she applied to Penn and Harvard, she checked the box claiming she was Native American, and, you know, clearly she’s not.”
June 13, 2016, 3:22 pm
M. Gold from Sheepshead Bay says:
“My Native American heritage is part of who I am, I’m proud of it and I have been open about it.’’ To Tom from N/A ... this quote is from one of her speeches. You will find it if you look. As for her being told that she was an Indian when she was a child, that's a pile of BS. Nobody ever heard that until she was busted. SHE IS A LIAR AND A FRAUD!!!!!
PS.... Where is N/A?
June 13, 2016, 3:47 pm
M. Gold from Sheepshead Bay says:
Warren first listed herself as a minority in the Association of American Law Schools Directory of Faculty in 1986, the year before she joined the faculty of the University of Pennsylvania Law School. She continued to list herself as a minority until 1995, the year she accepted a tenured position at Harvard Law School.
June 13, 2016, 3:57 pm
DE from erehwon says:
God save us.
Warren lied. Once. Decades ago. Trump lies several times an hour.
There are simply too many lies to even begin to list here (and space is limited too) to I will paste a few links for the morons here. If they can pull their heads back out and into daylight they can take a look.
Reading your cogitations is like reading the minutes of the Flat Earth Society discussing the number of angels required to dance on the head of a pin in order to tip the edge of the earth 5 degrees off level.
Were you all lobotomized by the same quack or by several ?
June 14, 2016, 3:56 am
DE from erehwon says:
Some links to Donald's lies:
June 14, 2016, 4:02 am
Marilyn from Mill Basin says:

As an aside: "erehwon"from dumbass comment above stands for 'here now'
June 14, 2016, 10:16 am
Iron Lady from Bay Ridge says:
Mr. Gershbein..... I do not care what your readers write. My family and I will still be voting for Donald Trump.
June 14, 2016, 11:09 am
Ed Stein from BB says:
To the Iron Lady -

Of course you'll be voting for trump. Your brain rusted a long time ago.
June 14, 2016, 11:14 am
Ian Epstein says:
Hey iron Lady
I think the "erehwon" is 'nowhere' just like DE/Ed/Neil's career. NOWHERE LOL
June 14, 2016, 12:34 pm
Ed from BB says:
So Stanley - where was your pistol packin' grandma the other night in Orlando? You know - the one who "was faster and more accurate than any man there." The one you "would never ever mess with ..."?

Where was she and all the other owners of automatic, semi-automatic and assault weapons, huh? Where were those defenders of life, liberty and the 2nd Amendment?

Where were they when a singer got shot after her concert? !Interesting there. The only person who did anything was the singer's UNARMED brother who tackled the shooter.

What happened to all those target practicing
Rambo-wannabe defenders of America's freedoms and safety?

So much for letting every Tom, Dick (pun intended) and Ahmed buy any damn thing that goes "Bang"!

Amazing - 50 people killed, a hundred or so actually hit, scores more who were shot at but not injured and Stanley, a proud defender of the 2nd Amendment "right" to buy assault rifles has nothing to say.

Of course not. When the facts don't fit the theory, ignore the facts.
June 16, 2016, 7:42 am
Marilyn from Sheepshead Bay says:
Interesting column chock full of varied subjects, Stan. You made me smile with your Jewish reference at the end. I've gotta bring this fact to my Senior Center today.
Have a blessed day, dear Stan.
June 16, 2016, 10:27 am
Marilyn from Sheepshead Bay says:
An addendum to above:

A.B.C. = Anybody But Clinton
June 16, 2016, 10:29 am

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